I couldn't see her face because she was facing the closet door. The old man looked over and said to the old lady, "I know just what you're wanting, and for hundred bucks I'll have sex with you right over there in that rocking chair.
Me and my family had just moved to Highland Park, California. The guy says, "Hey, What's up with the talking dog? She decides she can't let this opportunity go and she must find out the secret to his longevity so she goes up to the man and asks him to tell her about his lifestyle. One sunny afternoon, out of nowhere, appeared the fairy godmother.
I don't know why but I never screamed. After a fulfilling life with the now-dead prince, she happily sat upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship. A man who looks well over years old sitting in a rocking chair in front of a house.
When the man finally noticed his clothes were missing, he grabbed his hat, covered the family jewels, and made a run for home.
He stops, wondering what this is all about and notices an old guy sitting on the porch in a rocking chair.
The old man slowly gets up gets back in his rocking chair, after rocking a few minutes more he turns the old woman and asks "What was that for?